Friendship SMS,

There is many stars but the moon is U , there r many friends but the best is U,2 4get me its up 2 U,2 4get u I will never ever do

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?

God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

"Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond

Yeah we're tight, and yeah we fight, But through all of it, there's one thing,
That will never change, we'll be friends forever.

Listen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet
& are very important 4 Friendship because
only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent.


words begin with A... B... C... Numbers begin with 1... 2... 3...
Music begins with sa... re... ga...
But friendship begins with U & me

A friend is like a "PILLOW",u can hug it when u r in trouble,u can cry on
it when u r in pain,u can embrace it when u r happy...!Always remember I can b ur PILLOW.

Friendship is a promise made in the heart....
silent...
unwritten...
unbreakable by distance...
unchangeble by time...
its lovely to have u as one..!


We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your heart.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

Longest Love Is Mothers Love.... Shortest Love Is Others Love....
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love...
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love...
Like U & Me............

BIRTH IS START OF LIFE BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE

I m Happy, U know Why ? Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?

If A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love..

Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication.


Fill in the blank: Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Girl
e)-Best
of all Reply is a must...

F R I E N D S H I P ,;*"*;, is like
* ; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

I want to be frends with cute guys, I have alredy 11 of them. If I can hav u I can make a Dozen. Are u interested?

if u doubt our freindship,take a coin and put Toss.
if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend...!

1 iS oNe aNd tWo iS 2 i 4 yOu , yOu 4 mE
WheN i gO yOu ComE WitH mE,
iTs MeaN oUr FrIenDsHiP iS VerY FaNcY.


Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die

Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..

Friendship is a language spoken by heart...
not written on paper, not given by pledge...
it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.


Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!


Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.


Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

Good friends care for each other! Close friends understand each other !But ,true friends stay forever beyond . Words.. Time @ distance! Happy friendship day


a friend is nvr a
coincidence
in 0ur lves..
dey wer
once a
stranger,
meant
2come in2
0ur lives
2brng us
priceless
lesons
& funy
memories.
tnx 4 bein
1 of dem.Ü


I can nver change
d direction
of d wind
but i can
alwys
adjust
my sails
just
2
reach
u.
hpe we’l
stay n touch
4 d rest
of r lives
&
remain
gud
frnds
til we
can!


You’ll never know how much you needed your friends until you look back along the rope and realized how many knots they tied to keep you from falling.. Gud am.ü

Tamil SMS Part-4,

TamilSMS
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Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

Kaasu irundha Call Taxi Kaasu illenaa Kall thaan taxi. (Given by a visitor - latha)

If you know more Tamil SMS, kindly add it in the comments section.
>>
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged


>>
Ni enathan periya dance mastera irunthalum, un savuku unnaley adda mudiyathu

train evalavu speeda poonalum, kadaci petti kadaciyatha varum

call evalavu vegama odinalum, prize kaikuthan kodupangal

post master post poduvaru, head master mandaiyava poduvaru
[All submitted by Balamurugan]


ennathan india paampa(sneak) irunthalum antha paampu "push" "push" nu than sollum,,,,by ungal

oruthan evvalavuthan sampathichalum avan saavukku avanala aada mudiyathu,,,, (rompa kadikkureanla)ok ok
[Submitted by Dharma - 9894353947]

You can also submit your tamil sms on the comments section. Also see

>>
Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada.... Saniyane, Fridge'la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..

unarum varai
unmaiyum oru
poi thaan
purikinra varai
vazhkiyum oru
pudir thaan
SO ENJOY UR LIFE

Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is .........................'100'..... Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Tamil SMS Part-3

Manasu
Dhayavu seithu un viligalai thiranthu vidaathe,
un paarvai pattaal porkala'maagi'vidugirathu en manasu!

Tamil Love SMS
Kaathiruntha kangaluku kanavugalaga iruntha ninaivugal,
unmaiyai thonra un sirippu ivvulagirku
nijamakki iruntha kural.
Kan thudaikka kai edutha un pinju viralgal, enakku oru mayil iragu.
kan thirakka mudiyadha nerathil vazhi kattiya nee enakku oru vaazhkai.
Kannukku kannaga iruntha nee enakku oru kuzhandhai.
Ini en vaazhkai un ANBIL.

Kathal SMS
Kan dhaanam seigiren,
kidneyai dhaanamaaga tharugiren,
aanaal nee ennidam idhayam ketkiraai.
"idhayam" vendumaanaal idhayathin sonthakaariyidam kel.

Deep Love SMS
Pirinthal thane servatharku,
nam pirivu irulum pagalum pola,
eppothum sernthe iruppom.

Love
Unnai Ninaikkatha antha nodi:
en maranam.

Kadhal
Nee paarkum pothu punnagai seiyum udadukalai vida,
nee paarkatha pothu kanneer sinthum kankalai nesi,
athuthan unmaiyana anbu.

UN ITHAYATHAI NOOKI
Malaikku aluva theriyum,
Aanal sirika theriyadhu!
Suriyankku erikka theriyum,
Aanaal anaikka theriyadhu!
Ennaku unnai ninaikka theriyum,
Aanaal marakka theriyathu.

Love Poem
Unmaiyaana anbu en pakathil irukkum bodhe,
Athu ennaku teriyavillai.
Indru ennai vittu dhoorama pogiratu endru theriyum bodhe,
adhigamaaga NESIKKIREN.

Kannukul Kavithai
Kannukul thooramaga irundhalum,
Nee yen nenjikul irukirai,
Nenjikul pala sumaigal irundhalum,
adhil sugamana uravai vaalthu kondirukkirai. Submitted by jaya on 19-Aug-2009

இந்த பொல்லாத காதலுக்கு..
பெண்
அருகே வந்தாலே..
வியர்த்துவிடும் அப்பாவி நான்...!

காணும்
படத்தில் காதல் காட்சி வந்தால் கண்மூடிகொள்ளும் நாணம் கொண்டவள் நீ ..!

இது இப்படி இருக்க..,

உன்னையும் என்னையும்
சேர்த்து வைக்க
இந்த பொல்லாத காதலுக்கு மட்டும்
ஏன்
இவ்வளவு ஆசையோ?

Un Kaluthil irukkum.
Un kaluthhil irukkum thanga nagaiyin edai
1 gram Kurainthu poi vittathaai pulampukiraai nee.
Naan sollvathellam ithuthaan:
'Alagukalai pakkathyil paarthu paarthu..
Nallavelaiyaaga muzlu maalaiyum urugi pogaamal irunthathae endru santhosapadu thangamae?'

Alavilla Mutham
Tamil marabil vanthathaal,
unnai manam mudikkum munbu,
unnidam ethaiyum aethirpaarkkavillai.
Endraalum,
nee un pakkathu veetu kulanthaikku,
kanakku vazlakku illamal ipadi
mutham kodukkum pothellam,
naanum antha kulanthaiyaaga?

Nee Naan Nice SMS
Mel imai naan,
Keel imai nee.
Konja neram intha,
kangalirandum uranginaal enna?

Alaghai Pugalum SMS
Unnodu irukkumpothu,
Un tholikalum kooda konjam
Azagaagi vidikirarkal.
Oh poovodu saerntha naarum manappathu polava?

Idhayamae
Un ithayathil idam pidikka aasaippadum pala ithayangal undu.
Aanal nan UN ITHAYATHAI thiruppi koduthal matumea,
antha palapaerkum idam undu.

Pirinthaen
Unnai marappathar kaga unnai pirinthen,
anal ovvoru nodiyum unnai ninaikiren.

NInaivugal
Thudikkum en ITHAYAM nindru pogalam,
Aanal NINDRA ithayam kooda meendun thudikkum,
NEE en arugil vandhal.

ANBU
NEE en maarbil urangiya pothu,
nan bayandhean:
En IDHAYA THUDIPPU unnai eluppi vidumo endru.

unmai kadhal
Kadhal enbathu aruvai sigichai illamal iru ithyangal idam maruvathu.
Itharku panam thevai illai,
ondrinaintha iru manam than thevai.
kadhalipom unmayai,
kaipidipom urimayai.

Unnil enakku pidiththadhu
unakku anaikka thonavillay.
nan anayththen nee aludhay.
androru naal mattum un alugay pidiththathady.

RE: RE: unakaghakaa...
Naan iranthal unakku alugai varumo varatho enaku theriyathu:
en pasathu'kuriya'vale nee aluthale nan iranthu viduven.

Kathali
Nachchathiram ilaatha vaanaththil,
nilavu en ithayathil'ennaval

Sweet Romantic Tamil SMS
Unnai enda alavuku enakku pidikum enru teriyadhu,
aanal, unnai piditha alavukku vera yarayume pidikavillai!

Tamil Romantic Kavithai SMS
"Pirindu irunthu piriyam katta vendaam".......!
"Nee arugil irunthu sandai podu, pothum",
athu thaan kadhalin aazham

Tamil Infactuation SMS Kavithai
Unnai Endha Alavukku Pidikkum Enru Theriyavillai…
Aanal! Unnai Pidiththa Alavukku
Indha Ulagaththil
Veru Edhuvum
Enakku Pidikkavillai…
MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…

Tamil Love and Romantic SMS Kavithai
Unnai Yen idhayam
yendru solla maattean.?
Yean theriymaa.?
Unnai Thudikka Vittu
Uyir Vaazha yenakku
viruppam illai

Anbu and Paasam SMS in Tamil
“Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai”
“Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai”
“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum. Naan Vaazhum Varai..”

Sad Love Tamil SMS Kavithai
Kadhalika Theriyatha
Pennin Koondhalil
Irupathai Vida,
Kathalika Therintha
Aanin Kallarayil
Irupathu Melanathu…

Tamil Love SMS Haiku
Kaatrum manakirathu! kaaranam…
Athu un swasathaiyum seirthu sumanthu varugiradhe Athanal thaan…!

Tamil SMS of an Infactuated Heart
Kannkal…
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!

Good Morning SMS

sun is not rising due to you didnt wakeup, so come on baby wake up and say gud mrng

I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning

Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

Morning is a special gift from 'GOD' after a restfull sleep. Its a new chance 2 do better& try again where we failed b4
Good Morning

"Love ur self, roam with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity,marry genuineness, divorce the ego. Thats life..Gud morng

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath,
open your arms wide,
feel your heart beat and say its too early.
Let me sleep again. Good Morning

life is full of problems,
problems are not permanent,
but life s permanent,
soavoide problems keep smiling enjoy life in correct way,good morning.....

NAMASKAR! JAAGO BALAK, SURYUDAY HO CHUKA HAI. PAVITRA SNAN POORN KARKE, MAATA PITA KE CHARAN CHHOKAR, SUNDAR LADKIYO K DARSHAN PAR NIKAL PADO. GOOD MORNING

The Actual Meaning of MORNING is "More + Inning".

Means 1 More Inning Given By God To Play & win.

So have A Lovely winning

Goog Morning

*%**
**%**
) (
(__) Fresh flowers 4u!
A apki har subah in phoolon ki tarah mehekti rahe!! GUD MRNG!

Tamil SMS Part-2,

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?



Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Tamil SMS Part-1

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?

Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?

Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.....

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...............

Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

Funny SMS

Funny Goodnight SMS
Pillaiyarappa,
enakku goodnight sollama thoongura ellarayum kosu kadikkanum.

Teasing SMS in Tamil
2010'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:
Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.
Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga, naanthan maatti kittan.
ok ok cool. dont get feel tensed.

தத்துவம்!!!!!
ரன்னிங் ரேஸ்ல கால் எவ்வளவு வேகமா ஓடினாலும் பரிசு கைக்குத்தான் கிடைக்கும்....thats life

Mega Mokkai SMS
Printing Mistake in question Paper:
"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2"
is wrongly printed as
"Prove that 2/10=2"
Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?
2-two
10-ten
=>2/10
=Two/ten
cancel t
=wo/en
by albhabetic order,w-23
o-15
e-5
n-14
w+0=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so,38/19=2
Hence proved

Funny SMS
i am remo
i want to memo
thats kannum kannum nokia
un sel 4n enne ottaya
nee sms panna mattiya
srichthu pothum vaya mududa

General Knowledge Joke
Gandhi'ji saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma!
Theralena therunjunkonga...!










Uyirodu irunthaar....!

Funny SMS
"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".
Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,
enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

Tamil Funny Joke
Aenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?
Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir

Tamil Cricket Funny Joke
What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?
Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)

Kadi Joke in Tamil
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam

More Tamil Funny SMS
Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy?
Aravind did not see me

Another blade aruvai kadi joke
Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?
vayar-eriyudhu

One of the Best Kadi Jokes
Most Mega Funny Tamil Kadi Joke
Ramar Seetai'yai thedikondu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?
Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahu
and where there is a Vill, there is a Way!

Cinema Kadi Joke
Vayasukku vandha Tamil nadigar yaaru?
Major Sunderraajan.

English Tamil Kadi
Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
"AADU"

SMS Teaser in Tamil
Na SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illa
Oru Honda City Car.
Sony Colour Tv.
LG Washing Machine.
Fridge.
Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok!

Chance-a illai kadi joke
Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu...
What is the opposit of STD?
No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

kadi joke SMS

Tamil kadi joke
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
.
.
.
.
"N1"...
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu.

Chinna Kadi Joke
Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singham engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?

Failure Kathal Joke
Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.

Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?

Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.

Mokkai Thathuvam
Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

Tamil Kadi Joke
Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
?
?
Yen?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.

Tamil Kadi Joke
Do things differently
Do different things from others
Act on your own thought
Dont follow the rules
Then only,
you will get free berth in Keelpakkam

Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke
A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Tamil Kadi SMS Joke
Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu

Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

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Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?

Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke
NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke
Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here

Principal Student College Tamil Joke
Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga

Friendship SMS

My Dear Friend
Anbai sumakka idhayam undu,
Kanneerai vadikka kangal undu,
Kadamai mudikka kaigal undu,
Endrum ungalai ninaikka naan undu
My Dear Friend!

Friends
MY FRIENDSHIP GIFT...........4 U............
May the Candle of our Friendship burn Forever
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.............((............
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........._ `|'__.........
.........( """"_ )........
...........)/(/( \|...,'...
...........() )()|| -'....
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...........|.....().........
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____|_____|____.....
.(________.....___)...
.......\___....._/.......
......(_____..__)AND
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............|...|N..........
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.......--'_____`--. ...
If you are my friend i want this candle back.

About Natpu
Nabanaiyum nesi, Ethiriyaium nesi.
nanban un vetrikku thunaiyai irruppan,
Ethiri un vetrikku kaaranamai irruppan.

Tamil Natpu SMS
Natpu kadal Mathiri,
Ella idathulaium Irukkum.

Natpu SMS Quote
Natpu enpathu Nadipu alla,
Nam Naadi thudipu.

Tamil Natpu
Ethanai Naatkal santhithom enbadai vida,
epothu santhipom endru "Ithyam thudipathey"
unmayana Natpu...

Aruthal Tamil Natpu SMS
Roja thottathil pookkal eppadi pootthu kulungukiratho,
athai pol un muhatthil
sirippoo endra poovai mattum than naan paarkka vendum.

Nambikkai Throgam Natpu Kavithai
Thookkam enn kangalai thazhuvugiradhu, Aanaal
Thonginaal nee en kanavil varuvaaye!
Unnai kanavil kooda kaanavendam endrudhaan,
Kangalai moodamale kazhigiradhu en iravu!
Aanal Irulil kooda enn mun thondri,
azhavaikkiradhu unn Kangalum adhil theriyum throgamum!

Sweet Frienship SMS Kavithai
"Pirindhu
Irundhalum
Marandhu
iruppom
Pirivukalai
Mattume...
Ninaiyugalai
Alla...

Kadhal Vs Natpu Kavithai SMS
Alagu irunthal varuven endrathu KATHAL
Panam irunthal varuven endrathu SONTHAM Ethuvum vendam naan irukiren endrathu NATPU
Idhudhan Natpu

Friendship Kavithai
Nam natpai oviyamai varaya ninaithaen...
Aaanaal mudiyavillai.
Yen Theriyuma?
Rojavai Varaindhu Vidalaam.
Adhan vaasathai eppadi varaiya mudiyum?

Friends and Friendship SMS Kavithaigal
Singaththai Yaaralum
Konja Mudiyaadhu…
Nam Natpai Yaaralum
Minja Mudiyaadhu!

Natpu SMS Kavithaigal
Neeril kulithaalum,
Neruppil Erindaalum,
Thangam niram maaraadhu.
Adhupol nee arugil irundaalum,
Tholaivil irundaalum,
Endrume en natpu maaraadhu.

Funny Friendship Tamil Kavithai
Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-mil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!

Friendship SMS
Naatkall Nammai
Kadandhu Sendraalum…
Ninaivugall Nammai
Vittu Pirindhu Selvadhillai…!!!
Enrum Ungall Natpin Ninaivugaludan…
Ungall Nannban.

Friendship SMS Tamil Kavithai
Nilaiyana anbukku pirivillai…
Sollatha sollukku arthamillai…
Thedum paasathukku tholvi illai…
Unmaiyana namadin natpukku maranam illai…
Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai,
Aanal en idhayam rojavaivida alaganadu, en theriuma?
Athil neeyum Un natpum iruppathal...

Kathal SMS

Sweet Kathal Kavithai
penne nee mouna viradham irundhal, mudhalil
un kankalai moodikkol.
un udhadukalai vida,
un kangal than adhigam pesukindrana"

Love Failure Tamil SMS
Vall Nal Muzhuvathum un
Kaiyal Sapid Vendum Edru Ninaithirunthen,
Aanal Indru Vaikarusi Kidaikumo Kidaikatho
Endru Engikondirukiren....

Infactuated kathal Kavithai
Katre unnai naan swasikka aasai padugiraen,
Adarkku nee anumathi tharuvaya?
Ovvoru naalum enni enni kaathu kondu'rikkiraen,
nee swasittha kaatrai yavuthu naan swasikkalam endru,
ennalum unnaye ninaithu kondu irukkiraen,
oru murai yavathu nee swasitha kaatrai,
swasikkalaam endru.

Sad Love SMS kavithai
Vandhaen unnai paarka aavaludan,
Kandaen unnai innoru'vanudan,
Vadin'dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,
kanneer illai, ratham.

Sweet kadhal kavidhai
Sorry endra vaarthai thevai illai,
paarvai ondre podhumey.
Thank you endra vaarthai theivai illai,
punnaigai ondre podhumey.

Kadhal Haiku Kavitai
En idhayathai thirudiyaval nee,
Thanimayil irundhu vaaduvadhu naana?

Sogamana kathal kavidai
Naan pogum munnal,
unnakku indha kathal kaditham;
padithu mudithu bathil anuppu,
en mugavarikku illai;
naragathukku...
naan angudhan vaalgiraen unnai pirindhu,
anggum unnaithan ninnaik'kiraen thinamum.

Sweet Tamil haiku kavidhai
Eppadi solluvaen Doctor'ridam?
En idhayathil irukkum ottai'kku karanam,
en kadhali endru?

Sad kadhal kavithai
Naan chandiranai kaadhalithu irundhaal,
Ennai indru kavinyan'naaga aakki iruppargal.
Unnai kaadhalithadhaal indru ennai paithiya kaaranaaga aakkki vittaargal.

Romantic Tamil SMS Kavithai for Proposing
Rathiyae unnai kandadhum mathi'ilandhaen
Nilavae unnai paarthadhum sol'lilandhaen
Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?

Love Propose Tamil kathal kavithai
Kadhal inikkum karumbaa? Erikkum neruppa?
Theriyavillai...
Kadhal paarkadal amirdhama?
Paambin nanja?
Rusithadillai...
Kathal poongavin thendrala?
Paalaivana puyala?
Puriyadha pudhir...
Idhaiyellam anubavikka,
enakku un kadhal varam tharuvaaya?

Kadhal Kavidhai SMS
Mugavari illadha payanam,
Naan tholaindhalum unnai tholaikka'maattaen.
Veliyae theriyadha kaayam,
Naan valiyaal thudithaalum marandhida'maattaen.
Vadivam illadha uruvam,
Naan maraindhalum unnai marrakka'maattaen.
Uravu theriyadha unarvu,
Naan moochhu vittalum un swasam vida'maattaen.
Naan tadhumaarinaalum unnai thavara'maattaen.
en arumai kaadhali'yae!

Kadhal Haiku
Kaathirupadhu aanukku alagu,
Kaakka vaipadhu pennukku alagu.

Tamil Kadhal SMS asking for answer
En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.

Short but sweet Tamil Love SMS
Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,
Kanne'thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.

Describing Kadhali with Tamil Romantic SMS
Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul ellamey alagu.

Comedy Joke

This is Tamil Comedy Joke
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke
Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

Santa Banta Tamil Joke
One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Tamil Joke about Drinking
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai
Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke
Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love
Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!

SMS cool

Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.


Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu
nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu
kathal enbathu mundu ezhuththu


friend 1: naan yethu senjalum yen wife kuruka nikiraa friend 2: car otty pare? (by saravanan)


Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita??? (by A.S.Senthil kumar)



Difference between Saivam & Asaivam?

Mutton shop'la thongura aatta parthu,
unn kannula thanni vandha 'Saivam'..!
unn naakula thanni vandha 'Asaivam'..!


What is the similarity between
Krishna Jayanthi
and
Communism?


'KAAL MARKS'..!


Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu ?
because 2indu valaium ora narathula panamudiyathu

cool SMS

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..


Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam tired athan...


Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu, Varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, Varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali


Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..



Thanks a lot for share great collection of latest sms.
I really like you blog.


24 mani neramu thirandhe irukkum katai ethu nalla thing pannunga
sakkatai then



A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life